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Travellin'

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When Georgia drives his Oregon
into Carolina's Virginia,
Utah Maryland gasp: 'Idaho!'
'Mississippi yo' little finger!'

Alabama on the Flo'rida,
Rhode Island into Washington,
Hawaii, Alaska New Mexico,
Nevada, Vermont Wisconsin.

Kentucky paid his Texas,
Ohio, Michigan Maine,
California blondes in New York,
Arizona Montana shame.

When the bodies are Connecticut,
down at the Jersey Shore,
Delaware there is a problem,
Indiana Arkansas.

Oklahoma in Missouri,
Dakotas in Iowa,
Pennsylvania Tennessee,
West Virginia broke the law.

Louisiana's cryin',
'cause she feels so Illinois,
she drinks a Minnesota,
From a nice, cold Kansas tallboy.

Massachusetts destiny,
that Richard Gere gets himself a New Hampshire,
to stop and fill his Nebraska,
Colorado in Wyoming the answer.
This particular piece is more than a little silly. It was also done on a bet: Essentially, someone challenged me to incorporate the names of all fifty US States into a short poem.

I'll leave it up to you, the reader to decide whether or not I succeeded at that.
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